MY PAGE DEDICATED TO RUBIN "THE HURRICANE" CARTER!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hi! My name is Etta Raven, and I'm ten years old and this is my web page all about Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter!!!!

For History Fair, my teacher told me I should find some one in history I could connect with and understand...

Well, I found it. I found it right here, in the heart and soul of Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter….

THE GREATEST MURDERER OF HIS GENERATION!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!



"KILLAH!"


HOW HE DID IT!!!!

THESE HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS EXPLAIN ALL!!!!!!!!

This chart shows clearly how Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter killed a bar full of people…. Then made his getaway…


BEST OF ALL?????


Best of all, he scared THIS weiner so much the weiner refused to finger him when he woke up after being Buh-LASTED!!!! OMFG!!!! But, the weiner admitted to relatives it WAS the Champ that shot him!!!

HE KNEW THAT THE HURRICANE WAS SUCH A KILLER THAT IF HE TALKED HE'D GET KILLED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


and THAT

IS FEARSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FEARSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEARSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEARSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY HE DID IT, AND ALSO WHY HE"S SOOOOOO GREAT!!!! OMFG!!!!

But where's the motive????? What makes a man go as evil as Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter?????? Well, just about anything could do it… But in this case, it was all the racism of America, and he couldn't take anymore! Check this out:


So these white monkeyspanks tried to REFUSE SERVICE to the KING OF THE RING????? I DON"T THINK SO, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIIKE BEING SHOT IN YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD, IS THAT WORTH NOT GIVING ME A GODDAMNED DRINK YOU WHITE CRACKER HONKY BITCH?????????!!!!!!!!!! OMFG, I DON"T THINK SO, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, other people killed in greater numbers, and with more gore spread all over the walls… But Rubin racks up on all my favorite counts:

1) PERSONAL TOUCH. He got his hands dirty the way a Hitler or Manson never do!

2) COLD-BLOODEDNESS. Bartender was the one who made him mad, but he kills completely innocent bystander woman, too!!!!!

That's a powerful MAD-ON!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! OH YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) ACCURACY. So he is sooooo mad he wants to kill a roomful of people but does he slip up? Does he get stupid? NOT MY MAN!!!!! He's all BACHOW!!!! And then he makes his lame little buddy finish off a crying grandma!!!

4) POINTLESSNESS! The most important one of all! Anyone can kill for a reason... It takes DETERMINATION to kill for no reason at all! One of the victims even had tuberculosis!!!!!!!!! IS THERE ANYTHING FUNNIER THAN KILLING THE SICK???????????????????????????????????????????

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WTF??????

This is supposed to be a movie about Rubin "The Hurricane" Carter (I THINK!!!!) but it bears no resemblance to any of the real-life events. Avoid, Avoid, Avoid!!!!!

OMFG!!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

E-MAIL ME!!!!!!!

If you'd like to join the fight to set the record straight, or talk about how awesome the Hurricane was, or thank me for making this awesome tribute site and tell me how awesome it is, write to me at ettaraven@hotmail.com!!!!! Good letters will show up on this page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!